Your home, with a mind of its own.
Private Chief places a calm, capable presence in every room of your home — a household chief of staff you simply talk to. It knows your family by name, runs the home you already have, and remembers everything.
We design it, install it, and care for it for you. You simply live in a calmer, smarter home.
You have the speakers, the apps, the thermostats. They still don’t know your family.
Every device speaks its own language, none of them talk to each other, and all of them forget you the moment the conversation ends. So a beautiful, modern home still runs on sticky notes, group texts, and one person holding the whole thing in their head. Private Chief replaces that with a single, intelligent presence that simply knows.
The smart home was supposed to make life simpler. Instead, it handed you homework.
Every gadget you bought came with its own app, its own account, its own updates — and its own way of breaking. The promise was convenience. The reality is a second job managing the very things that were meant to help.
Private Chief makes the whole pile disappear behind a single voice.
A dozen apps, a dozen logins
Every device arrived with its own app, account, and endless updates. Your phone is a graveyard of them — and half still won’t talk to each other.
Names no human remembers
“Front Bulb 3.” “Kitchen Plug B.” “Hue Lamp 0xA4.” You bought the lights — now you have to memorize a database just to turn them on.
Rules only their author understands
Scenes, routines, and if-this-then-that schedules that take a weekend to build, break the moment anything changes, and that no one else in the house can touch.
We fix all of it. You stop managing devices — and simply talk to your Private Chief.
No apps. No logins. No cryptic device names. No brittle rules. You say what you want, the way you’d say it to a person — anywhere in the house — and it’s handled.
A household intelligence that holds the whole picture — and you simply talk to it.
Private Chief is a warm, conversational presence in every room of your home, with a name and personality your family chooses. Say its name and talk the way you would to a trusted house manager — interrupt it, change your mind, ask a follow-up. It listens, understands, remembers, and acts.
Knows Your Family
Every member by name — their routines, preferences, and the small details that make a household feel cared for.
Runs Your Home
Lights, climate, scenes, and the devices you already own — orchestrated by a single sentence, in plain language.
Never Forgets
A living memory of your household — from appliance models to standing reminders — always there when you need it.
Everything a great house manager does — always on, always present.
Just talk, in any room
A natural, two-way voice in every room. Say its name and speak — no apps, no commands to memorize, no waiting your turn.
Runs the home you have
Works with your existing lights, thermostats, locks, and scenes — set the whole house with one sentence.
A memory of your household
It catalogs your home — appliances, models, warranties, the people who service it — so the answer is always a question away.
Mornings, handled
Greets each person by name, shares the day ahead, and makes sure nothing on the family calendar slips.
Helps with the kids
A patient tutor on demand — homework help and gentle practice, with sensible boundaries you control.
Lists & errands by voice
“Add almond milk to the list.” Groceries, reminders, and to-dos captured hands-free, from anywhere in the house.
“What’s the model of our water heater?” — answered instantly, because it cataloged your home on day one.
“Add almond milk to the list.” — done, hands full, from across the kitchen.
“Set the house for movie night.” — lights, climate, and the room, in one sentence.
“Remind Annabelle about her recital Thursday.” — remembered, and surfaced at exactly the right moment.
“Not a gadget. A member of the household.”
You’ve tried the others. This is the one that knows your home.
They take commands and forget you
One instruction at a time, no memory, no real conversation. Private Chief holds a genuine back-and-forth and remembers your household for good.
It lives on your phone, not in your home
Clever, but it knows nothing about your house or family. Private Chief lives in your home and knows it intimately — and it’s in every room, hands-free.
A weekend project that never ends
Endless apps, hubs, and broken automations. Private Chief is designed, installed, and cared for — done for you, kept running by real people.
Concierge from the first conversation. Nothing for you to set up.
Private Chief is a done-for-you service, not a box on your doorstep. We handle the design, the installation, and the ongoing care — your only job is to talk to it.
It lives in your home — not in Big Tech’s cloud.
Private Chief runs on a private hub inside your house. Everything that makes it yours — your family’s faces, voices, memories, and routines — stays home, where it belongs. And your household’s life is never mined for ads, never sold, never part of someone else’s data economy.
The result isn’t just a smarter home. It’s a home you can trust.
Tailored to your home and your household.
Every Private Chief is professionally installed and includes ongoing care — updates, supervision, and real people on call. Pricing is shaped by the size of your home and how much you’d like it to do, and your consultation comes with a clear, fixed quote.
Built for affluent families who’d rather have a beautifully run home than another project to manage.
A Private Chief for the heart of your home
Voice in your key rooms, full household memory, and the everyday essentials — handled.
Every room, the whole family
Voice throughout the home, full smart-home control, per-person profiles, tutoring, and morning briefings.
Larger homes & bespoke needs
Multiple residences, staff coordination, and tailored capabilities for the most demanding households.
Common questions, answered plainly.
Enough to help you decide whether Private Chief is right for your home — without the noise of a typical sales page.
Bring a private chief into your home.
Tell us about your home and your family. We’ll design a Private Chief around the way you live — and hand you back a calmer, smarter household.